16 9 / 2014

adulting:

Just because you love the pungent, long-lasting scent of pickled herring doesn’t mean everyone else will. 

Confidential to my coworkers: I’m really sorry. I had no idea that microwavable pork rinds would make that smell. 

Honestly, I thought the brussels sprouts wouldn’t smell that bad. Never again. Sometimes we need to learn lessons the hard way. 

16 9 / 2014

bananaleaves:

Claudia Kishi + side ponytail.

#CHILDHOOD IDOL

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15 9 / 2014

kimmyswimmy:

YES

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15 9 / 2014

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

Just knowing this information is extremely comforting to me. 

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15 9 / 2014

shelbysbutt:

i think about this episode a lot

shelbysbutt:

i think about this episode a lot

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12 9 / 2014

emilyvgordon:

Eugene Mirman is a great artist.

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12 9 / 2014

halekathleen:

Last night I stayed in a hotel that is rumored to be haunted and kept waking up to the sound of pans clattering in my bathroom. (There were no pans in my bathroom, just towels and some tiny shampoo bottles.) This morning someone pounded on my door at 8:30, but instead of saying, “Housekeeping,” a…

This is both a nightmare & a dream for me. I stayed in a SUPPOSEDLY haunted B&B last weekend and didn’t see or hear one measly ghost, which was a disappointment and a relief. 

11 9 / 2014

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11 9 / 2014

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10 9 / 2014

epicreads:

The life.

Apparently I am helpless when it comes to gifs of cartoon girls reading while it rains. Automatic reblog.

epicreads:

The life.

Apparently I am helpless when it comes to gifs of cartoon girls reading while it rains. Automatic reblog.

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