16 9 / 2014
Step 328: Do not eat super-smelly food items at work/on the bus/in enclosed spaces where others are not also eating smelly food
Just because you love the pungent, long-lasting scent of pickled herring doesn’t mean everyone else will.
Confidential to my coworkers: I’m really sorry. I had no idea that microwavable pork rinds would make that smell.
Honestly, I thought the brussels sprouts wouldn’t smell that bad. Never again. Sometimes we need to learn lessons the hard way.